Rainy Day

 


        Hello world, this is Angry Tofu speaking. It's raining today. A lot of people seem to be anti-rainy day. I could not agree with that less. All of the best ideas come on rainy days. Seriously. Or at least mine do. Here's a list of the brilliant things I have thought of today:

1. Figure out how to make a gif (those cyclical moving picture things)
2. What would happen if you put Mentos and Alka Seltzer in water? 
3. Go to Alaska
4. Go to a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show and throw water balloons instead of rice
5. Write the next great American novel

   See? Brilliant ideas, all of them. Okay, honestly these are not my best. Today is a day for sitting with the ever-purring Charlie and watching Korean dramas. At the moment the show on my television is full of a bunch of awkward balding men. Wait! Now it's a close-up of a hand! Wow, it's only episode one and the material is just....fantastic.
   Anyway, comment below to share what you like to do on rainy days :)

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Thanks to Kateey on Deviantart for the photo :)

Deodorant in the Ukraine

    Hello world, this is Angry Tofu with my second post of the day. Some might think that posting twice is in one day is a bit excessive, and I agree. Sort of. Well, I would agree except that I just found something so amazing that it really cannot wait. This something is UKRAINIAN DEODORANT.                  That's right, if you have read my "Top Ten Things to do When You Don't Have a Phone", you know that one of them was to research Ukrainian deodorant. Apparently "deodorant is not perceived as an essential product type in Ukraine". I am going to avoid saying anything that is politically incorrect, but I must admit I felt a shiver of horror at reading those words. A world without deodorant is...a world with neither truth nor beauty.
     However, there is so much more! The article I found has an entire page of information just on the deodorant market in the Ukraine. Okay, that sounds kind of boring but when you think about how ridiculous the subject matter is...it's really quite amusing :)

   Here's a link to the article:

http://www.euromonitor.com/deodorants-in-ukraine/report

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Charlie the fabulous kitty

      Hello world, this is Angry Tofu speaking. A few days ago there was an addition to my household that caused a complete upheaval of the previously existing social order. This addition is a fourteen-year-old cat named Charlie. She (yes, Charlie is a she) was left in unfortunate circumstances after her owner died suddenly. Charlie used to be named Harley. This comes as less of a surprise when you know that her previous owner was a drunken raving lunatic.
    Anyway, seeing as four other cats are already living in my house (no, we are not cat hoarders), Charlie's arrival has caused a lot of hostile barfing. Which I don't appreciate. However, Charlie's cuteness definitely makes up for the backlash since her appearance. She enjoys to hide under my bed for most of the day, making sudden and unannounced visits when she wants to be petted. She also purrs like a freight train.

   And here I have included some photos :)

    

                           

Welcome Charlie!